Jake is getting to that age where he is saying some pretty funny stuff. Here are a few that I love off the top of my head:
Me: (muttering under my breath after a particularly stressful afternoon) "Jake, you're driving me crazy!"
Jake: "Mom, I can't even drive!!"
Jake asked if he could look at pictures on the computer. "Sure!" I replied. Then he looked at me, confused, and said, "No, mom, you gotta say, 'One second!'"
For the longest time, any time Jake wanted to be held he would always say, "carry you" instead of "carry me." Finally, one day when he asked to "carry you," I responded saying, "Jake, it's carry me, not carry you." Then he said, "Ok, mom, carry you me please."
One time Jake was in the bathroom while I was about to hop in the shower. He asked where my "weenie" was. I told him girls don't have "weenies." Then he thoughtfully replied, "Oh...you broke it?"
Outta the mouth of babes!
